I hate two things

oleh Mardi Tuesday

I hate it when someone's trying to explain something to you, or ask you a question, and you don't understand what they're trying to say. So when you ask for clarification, they just repeat the same exact thing they just said. Example:

Them: Hey, can you email posts from inside?
Me: What?
Them: Can you email posts from inside?
Me: I don't understand what you're asking.
Them: I'm asking if you can email posts from inside.
Me: AAAAAAARGH!!

Seriously?? If I didn't understand you the first time you spouted your vague, incoherent bullcrap what makes you think I'm going to understand better when you just repeat it over again? Grow a pair!

And finally

I hate gourmet food because rich idiots use it as an excuse to justify being born with silver spoons up their asses. When you look at the way gourmet food is made, there really is no difference whether an onion was;

(a) nurtured in the cool breezes of the Swiss Alps, plucked from the ground at the first full moon of autumn to guarantee the firmest textures, dried under the shade of ancient old growth spruce trees until the sweetness is just right, and graded by professional vegetable sorters, or

(b) grown in the back yard of your house, and plucked whenever you need something to cook dinner with.

Lets not make a fuss out of a stupid onion gentlemen.